You Know You're An OKIE If...

1. You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah, Sapulpa and Chickasha.

2. You think people who complain about the wind in their states are sissies.

3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.

4. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.

5. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "AC" in the same day.

6. You know the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door but by the availability of shade.

7. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.

8. You refer to the capital of Oklahoma as "The City."

9. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash.

10. Little smokies are something you serve only on special occasions.

11. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.

12. You have known someone who has at least one belt buckle bigger than your fist.

14. You didn't realize that I skipped a number.

15. You know in which state Miam-uh is and in which state Miam-ee is.

16. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.

17. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.

18. You know everything goes better with Ranch.

19. You actually get these jokes and are "fixin" to send them to your friends.

20. Finally, you are 100% Oklahoman if you have ever heard this conversation:
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper."